We’re lawyers. What did you expect?
The Website and the Content is protected by copyright and trademark laws and is our property. We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-assignable, and not transferrable license to access and use the Website and Content for your own personal, non-commercial purposes, solely as permitted by this Agreement. You do not have any rights, title, or interest in the Website or Content other than the limited license we just granted you.
Here’s a list of things you’re not allowed to do:
Basically, don’t steal our stuff, don’t break our stuff, and don’t use our stuff to compete against us.
A bunch of us are lawyers so you know that we’re going to protect our property. If you do any of the things we just told you not to do, we’ll investigate and prosecute your violation(s) to the fullest extent of the law and we will definitely involve and cooperate with the police when we do.
Buckle up, buttercup, you know this is the good stuff because it’s in bold:
We provide the Website on an “as is” and “as available” basis. We make no representations or warranties that the product descriptions, prices, or Content on the Website are accurate, complete, reliable, current, or error-free. We specifically disclaim warranties of any kind for the Website, Content, and any services or products sold or offered through or on the Website, whether expressed or implied, including but not limited to warranties of title, implied warranties of merchantability or warranties of fitness for a particular purpose. You expressly agree that your access to, viewing of, browsing, visiting or use of the Website, use of our services, or purchase of any product sold or offered through or on the Website is at your sole risk.
To the extent permitted by law, under no circumstance will we be responsible for lost profits, revenues, financial losses, or indirect, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages. To the extent permitted by law, our total liability for any claims under this Agreement, including for any implied warranties, is limited to $50.00. The limitations of this section will apply to any theory of liability, whether based on warranty, contract, statute, tort (including negligence) or otherwise, and whether or not we have been informed of the possibility of any such damage, and even if a remedy set forth herein is found to have failed of its essential purpose.
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold us and our officers, members, managers, employees, and agents from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, demands, or expenses, including attorney’s fees and costs and expenses, arising out of or in any way connected with your use of the Website, your breach or alleged breach of this Agreement, your unauthorized use of the Content, or your violation of any rights of any other person.
We might include links to other websites on this Website. These links are provided for your convenience only. We have no control over websites that we don’t own or control and we are not responsible for the availability of such external websites or the content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such websites. Providing links to other websites is not an endorsement of those websites.
We are not responsible for any privacy or other practices of the third parties operating those websites. We will not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by, in connection with or resulting from, your use of or reliance on any such content, goods, or services available on or through any such website.
We haven’t agreed, and we don’t agree, to treat as confidential any suggestion or idea that you give us (“Feedback”). We can do whatever we want with any Feedback you give us, and we aren’t going to pay you for the Feedback or for whatever we did with it.
We may suspend, block, or terminate your ability to access or use the Website at any time for any reason or for no reason and without liability to you.
This Agreement will be governed by and construed, interpreted, and enforced in accordance with the laws of the State of Illinois, without reference to its conflicts or choice of law principles. You agree that the sole and exclusive jurisdiction and venue for any and all disputes arising under this Agreement will be in any state or federal court located in or having jurisdiction over Cook County, Illinois. You irrevocably submit and consent to the personal jurisdiction of such courts.
These terms control the relationship between NMBL and you. They do not create any third party beneficiary rights.
Our failure to enforce the provisions of this Agreement do not constitute a waiver of our right to enforce them.
If any term or provision of this Agreement will be held to be invalid, illegal, or unenforceable, the remaining terms and provisions of this Agreement will remain in full force and effect, and such invalid, illegal, or unenforceable term or provision will be deemed not to be part of this Agreement.
You may not assign or transfer any of your rights under this Agreement. We can assign or transfer this Agreement at any time without your permission.
With questions, please email us at email@example.com.
Last updated: 8/8/2019